Anyway. This obviously isn't the case anymore because here I am, declaring this Too Faced Boudoir Eyes palette to be one of my all-time favourites. Who am I!?
I quite literally use this palette every. single. day.
I'm obsessed. It's so versatile - mattes, satins, shimmers - and all in really beautiful, buttery soft colours with great payoff and pigmentation. Honestly the only shade I don't really use is Satin Sheets, and that's purely a "looks weird on my skintone" issue and certainly not a knock to the quality.
As you can see, the palette is broken up into three "looks": Day, Classic, and Fashion. I tend to mix and match, not really sticking to those categories, but I like the thought behind it... The bigger colour being the "base" for the lid and highlight, while the smaller colours are for the crease and the outer V area. If you're a beginner, it's pretty foolproof! For greater ease, the swatches below are broken down by these three looks, from top to bottom, left to right.
See how beautiful all of these colours are? My main favourite shades are In the Buff (amaaaaazing highlight on my pale skin!), Birthday Suit, Lap Dance, and Voulez-Vous. But really, all of them get a lot of love. This palette is phenomenal - 5 stars, 2 thumbs up, whatever you want to call it. I highly recommend.